About Us

Prawnzone parameters ...

... are pretty obscure!

But if you've got a warped sense of humour, don't mind a bit of vulgarity or crap puns, and think football takes itself much too seriously ...

this could be the site for you!

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Contact us

Post:

Prawn Towers

69 Letsby Avenue

Southend-on-Sea

(this is a completely fictitious address because we are an on-line fanzine)

Telephone:

Whitehall 1212

or

118 118

Carrier Pigeon:

catch the fat one sitting on the chairmans car

 

No but seriously ..

Here at Prawn Central we operate this site completely at our own cost!

You can donate to Sir Nick Prawnby at the Spread Eagle before most games - BeerPal preferred

 

 EMAIL  nickprawnby@hotmail.com

This document was downloaded from: http://www.southendunitedfootballclub.co.uk

DISCLAIMER! This site is not to be taken seriously! A sense of humour is required to fully enjoy the subtle sledgehammer wit of the Editor! We don't believe a word - nor should you!