Arse

GOONS R US

The history!

The heritage!

The arrogance! Despite winning bugger-all again this year.

When i was a wee lad, nobody but nobody supported the bloody Arsenal. They would have been ridiculed until suicide was the only alternative.

But nowadays you can see slap-heads in that Arab shirt everywhere on fat blokes (obviously) and wimmin, and goddammit, even on little kids!

Social services don’t want to know! Child cruelty or what?

Fair enough, if you live in Norf Lundun there ain’t much alternative… the Loo-Town maybe, Barnitt are down the pan, Enfield don’t exist, or if you’re desperate, even the Ooze.

But Arse for god’s sake?? Are you completely ferkin mad????

And if you really want to wear yellow and look like a complete twat - then support Watford!

Three cheers for Wonga Wengers Wangers!

HIP HIP ... you're shit aaargh

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