Swanspee City

Formed in 1920, Swanspee are considered the biggest team in West Glamourgran, and more importantly, as good a point as any to get off the M4.

Midway between the major Welsh cities of Llllloooni and Port Bigbot, the football team has reached the top division of the Mother Country just once, then went straight down the iron ore pan.

The quaint old Bitch Feeled stadium, with it’s old terraces and even older pies, was a throwback to a bygone age where men were men, even Welshmen.

Now esconced in the Gibberty Stadium, regarded as a superb example of achitecture rivalled only by Cardiff of course.

Nicknamed the Jocks after a Scottish Terrier that tried to swim for the civilisation of Devon, the Jocks have under-achieved until now, with games against the Mighty Shrimpers marred by gratuitous outbreaks of friendliness.

In 2008 the Championship beckons and South Wales gets ready for reconstruction.

Click pic for Swanspee official site