TOONS!

Guest cartoonist Mr X has described before how he was inspired by a Fat Spam family strutting along OUR seafront like they owned it ......... so some of the following cartoons may possibly have a tiny anti-Spam bias - see if you can spot it

Three faves at the top, but there's plenty of other toons as well, for instance one of the early ones ....... FENG SHUI

Or another old favourite ........ DAGENHAM SUIT

Of course two foes can be mentioned in one toon....... COL EWE ZOO

But Spam fans are so cultured - right? ...... KANOUTE SPAM

But what about other teams? This one influenced by visiting morons from the South Coast .... BRIGHTNASTY

Sometimes a rude joke just transcends team rivalry ...... PORNO

Remember the kids crap - Pokemon? ..... POKEMON

Talking of crap ideas - how about ....... MILLENNIUM DOME

How about good ideas? This one is very useful in the garden ..... CLEAR OUTDOOR PONDS

We all love a good film with plenty of gut-wrenching action ....... GLADIATOR

 Or a movie with insurmountable odds ....... MISSION IMPOSSIBLE

A love story with a happy ending (apart from hundreds of dead people) ....... TITANIC

Back to the controversial ones - this is one of the earliest, when SUFC wore the custard splat shirt and Spam were playing reserve games at the Hall of Gods ..... What's The Story fanzine refused to publish!..... FEEDER CLUB

 But it's back to culture now - Swan Lake, The Nutcracker, and ....... BOLSHOI BALLET

More to follow when our dodgy Pound-shop scanner gets an overhaul