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SUFC 3 Oldham 0 

Fish Walsh sunning himself somewhere sunny with Tom Crabstick and predicting a draw, it was left to Prawn Connery to take pics and report from the Hall.

First half and it’s new recruit Crustacean Walton, replacing Smiffy at the last moment, who has to be on his toes for the whole half as Oldham give Blues problems. A Ranger header is all Blues have to show, apart from yellows for Poet and Coxy from a shocking ref. 0-0 halfo. Prawn says ” We just have the edge but need not get irritated by Oldham’s tactics.”

Second half and Cokes goes close, McGash comes on, then ref bottles a clear red card for Old’s defender. Theo Rollmop comes on, then Lenny commits a bad foul and gets a red card – Blues down to ten men! Fish Walsh has a bad feeling, and Tom Crabstick throws up in Majorca! But amazingly this gets the Blue boys going! It’s Theo to Ranger – 1-0 Blues!  Then Theo heads in for 2-0! But it’s not over as McGash gets chopped by Peter Clarke and the Poet pens one in for 3-0!

Fish and Tom will be on the cocktails tonight!

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