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    • Get ready for rock and roll in the National League play-offs
      Meadow Lane is set to rock to another five-figure attendance tomorrow night as Grimsby defend their title in the unofficial Nottingham Song Contest. The post Get ready for rock and roll in the National League play-offs appeared first on The Non-League Football Paper.
    • Cook: It’s a clean start for the Spireites
      CHESTERFIELD manager Paul Cook knows to expect ‘a very competitive game’ against FC Halifax Town – but is backing the Spireites’ fanbase to help get them over the line. The post Cook: It’s a clean start for the Spireites appeared first on The Non-League Football Paper.
    • Dorking Wanderers 3-2 Ebbsfleet United: Magic Wands conjure up another piece of history
      Marc White labelled Dorking Wanderers’ dramatic promotion victory over Ebbsfleet United as ‘unbelievable’ after an astonishing late twist saved his side from play-off heartache. The post Dorking Wanderers 3-2 Ebbsfleet United: Magic Wands conjure up another piece of history appeared first on The Non-League Football Paper.
    • Parky will emulate ideologies of Klopp
      Phil Parkinson reckons Liverpool-style leadership can help block out the hype around the fortnight that will shape Wrexham’s destiny. The post Parky will emulate ideologies of Klopp appeared first on The Non-League Football Paper.
    • Ravens can trust Woody to discover the Wembley way
      Andy Woodman, whose Bromley side face Wrexham in the FA Trophy final today, is no stranger to Wembley. The post Ravens can trust Woody to discover the Wembley way appeared first on The Non-League Football Paper.
  • RSS The Non League Football Paper

    • Get ready for rock and roll in the National League play-offs
      Meadow Lane is set to rock to another five-figure attendance tomorrow night as Grimsby defend their title in the unofficial Nottingham Song Contest. The post Get ready for rock and roll in the National League play-offs appeared first on The Non-League Football Paper.
    • Cook: It’s a clean start for the Spireites
      CHESTERFIELD manager Paul Cook knows to expect ‘a very competitive game’ against FC Halifax Town – but is backing the Spireites’ fanbase to help get them over the line. The post Cook: It’s a clean start for the Spireites appeared first on The Non-League Football Paper.
    • Dorking Wanderers 3-2 Ebbsfleet United: Magic Wands conjure up another piece of history
      Marc White labelled Dorking Wanderers’ dramatic promotion victory over Ebbsfleet United as ‘unbelievable’ after an astonishing late twist saved his side from play-off heartache. The post Dorking Wanderers 3-2 Ebbsfleet United: Magic Wands conjure up another piece of history appeared first on The Non-League Football Paper.
    • Parky will emulate ideologies of Klopp
      Phil Parkinson reckons Liverpool-style leadership can help block out the hype around the fortnight that will shape Wrexham’s destiny. The post Parky will emulate ideologies of Klopp appeared first on The Non-League Football Paper.
    • Ravens can trust Woody to discover the Wembley way
      Andy Woodman, whose Bromley side face Wrexham in the FA Trophy final today, is no stranger to Wembley. The post Ravens can trust Woody to discover the Wembley way appeared first on The Non-League Football Paper.

Swansea City 

Swanspee

Formed in 1920, Swanspee are considered the biggest team in West Glamourgran, and more importantly, as good a point as any to get off the M4.
Midway between the major Welsh cities of Llllloooni and Port Bigbot, the football team had reached the top division of the Mother Country just once, then went straight down the iron ore pan.
The quaint old Bitch Feeled stadium, with it’s old terraces and even older pies, was a throwback to a bygone age where men were men, even Welshmen.
Now ensconced in the Gibberty Stadium, regarded as a superb example of architecture rivalled only by Cardiff of course.
Nicknamed the Jocks after a Scottish Terrier that tried to swim for the civilisation of Devon, the Jocks have under-achieved until now, with games against the Mighty Shrimpers marred by gratuitous outbreaks of friendliness.
Reaching the Premier League, Swanspee enjoyed seeing off Cardiff in 2014 and were the first club in the Premier League to be managed by a Monk.

2018 saw Swanspee relegated to the Championship and are now managed by Harry Potter.

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