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Prawn Connery reports from St Roots Hall 6500 fans attended tonight friendly against the Pies. New goalkeeper Mark THE OX Oxley was tested early and pulled of some promising saves. Cokes had a bash from a freekick. Few more chances for both sides but it was the defences that won […]

Newcastle United FC

Newkhazi United Football Club is the football club just before Scotland. Saint Geordie arrived on the shores of Newcarsie around 14BC arriving from the north without a shirt on eating a deep-fried Mars bar. The club was founded in 1892 by the merger of pub team Newt and Shoot who user to […]

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