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Crawley JPT 0 BluesKO 3 

Prawn Connery and Fish Walsh report

Live at the soggy Chickentrade Stadium, with the smell of Harrold and Barnard hanging over us, Prawn predicts 3-1 Blues, Fish 1-1 then win on pens, Nick Prawnby reckons 1-0 Blues.. The beer’s flowing well, food ordered. FWWW – Fish Walsh weather watch – “It’s pissing down and we’re gonna get soaked!” FWFOTD – Fish Walsh Fact of the day – “Creepy haven’t won a League game at home this season”. Oh bugger.

First Half and the Blues already controlling the game and we are waiting for WHEN Blues will score not IF… The well tinkered Blues create chances for Poet, Pig.com and Westy before a great through ball from Poet has Westy sliding the ball past the keeper! 1-0! Creepy huff and puff but Pig.com gets a chance to shoot and scores via a deflection – 2-0!

Half time, 2-0 with a decent Blues performance. We meet up with Shrimpboy, who gives Prawnzone an exclusive quote – “Crawley bought themselves into League One, have run out of money and are heading back to non-league – Stuff ’em!” (Clean version)

Second half and Creepy up their game a bit, force a few corners and Prawn’s already looking at our next round opponents, Fish says “Don’t count your Chickentrades”. The ball stays up the Bruce Forsyth stand but Creepy get tired and Blues bring on Moon and Timo and Wozza, for Payney who done good and Westy too.Then late on Moonpig.com combine to see Pig.com lash the ball home for 3-0! Another brace for our top scorer! The fans celebrate now, even suggesting it was like a training sesh! Steady on!!

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