LUCKY GILLS 1 PLUCKY BLOOZ 1
Fish Walsh reports from his sick bed, after purchasing a ticket for the game and then eating some dodgy plankton which rendered him unable to travel.
1300 hardy Shrimpers braved the Dartford Crossing and its Thieving Bastard Charge to perch on the PriestFeeled’s iffy away Meccano set in the rain. First Half and the travelling fans didn’t have long to wait to celebrate a goal as McGoolie lobbed the keeper! 1-0 Blues/Lime Greens!A poor Girlyham team being flattered by a dodgy ref, but we’re right in their faces, Halftime 1-0 SUFC.
Second half and Girlyham huff and puff, and their referee flashes yellow cards at every player in yellow/green, but they’re getting nowhere. Like Timo said, we’re horrible to play against. 90 mins almost up and Lofty Lofthouse lofts a hopefull punt into the area – and it sails into the net for a fluke goal! Jammy C-Kentish team! 1-1 Final score