‘Old’em 2 SUFC 5
Fish Walsh has washed 22 cars to raise the money for the trip to Boundary Park. Fortified by a cup of Cows-tail juice on the TZ coach, he looks out at Greater Manchester and wonders what the heck Little Manchester must be like. Then predicts a 0-0.
First half and it’s a storming start by the Blues in Yellow as Jack Payne bends one round the second-choice keeper and scores for 1-0! Fish Walsh is swimming in the rain! 17 mins before ‘Old’em scare the Blues by muddying the post. Corners are swapped about until Mooney finds himself free to score on 43mins 2-0 Blues!
Half time 2-0 Blues! Fish Walsh has a cuppa and wonders if the Blues will blow a 2-0 lead again! Prawn Connery says “No Payne no gain, I’m over the Moon”. Fish reckons Mooney was probably offside….. we await the video!
Second half and another storming start has Wozza heading in at the far post after a Mooney shot is deflected 3-0 Blues! But Wozza bravely injured himself scoring – RaeGun comes on. All missed by Fish who was still in the bar! But he’s there to see ‘Old’em score thru Higdon for 3-1.The home team press forward and Lenny fouls and gives away a penalty – Bentley saves! But the ball isn’t cleared and Higgo scores again 3-2! 76 mins. Blues fight back and Atko scores for4-2 off his shin! This game is friggin mental says Fish! 184 Blues fans go mental! And bloomin CRAZY when Pig heads across and Prosser heads in for 5-2! Pross for Payney we’re taking the P! 8 mins of celebration/injury time thanks!
Full Time 5-2 Blues