SUFC 0 MILLWALL 4
Nick Prawnby reports from Roots Hall in a poo-brown typeface as the Loins take all 3 points at a stroll.
First blood to Millyawn as they win the toss and change ends!
First Half and the plan against MillYawn is always to keep the muppet away fans quiet. 20 minutes of head tennis and huff and puff then Marto scores. 0-1. Yawn on top then Cummings “scores” as the ball hits the post then Bentleys arse and goes in. 0-2. Blues all over the shop, pretty passing but powder puff up front, Payney sussed out and muscled out. Oddballs makes it 3-0 with a follow up. Shocking defending.
Second half and Nick is watching from Far Post Bar. 46 mins McGoolie and Deegs on for Wozza and Cokes. Yawn still running things, Digger booked straight away, Blues lunging in but Yawn too quick. Pig on, a few half chances then MillScum score through O’Bri-nylon. 4-0. Poor game all round for Blues, draw a line under that.
Full time 0-4