SUFC 0 MILLYAWN 2 JPT
All aboard the Prawntrain as Fish Walsh, Prawn Connery and Sir Nick Prawnby combine to report on the disappointing defeat at the Hall v Millscum. Even Kenny from South Park is watching the Blues!
First Half and the only change is Wozza in for Raegun. A good start has long shots from Basher Barrett and Lenny, Moons has a chance to swivel and score but is too slow. Wozza shot great save. Millyawn skim a pass across the box, but no contact. We’re on top but Big Willy makes a big booby and Yawn score thru Morrison. Tasty finish, good view for Sir Nick. Halftime 0-1.
Second half, ineffective Moons offside yet again. Huff and puff, gotta shut up the Yawn fans. Millyawn score thru Williams, 0-2. Hursty off Pig on, Moonpig.com back on track? Raegun on, Whitey off, 3 at the back. But it’s Yawn who are on top now, Moons gets a good chance, easy save. Payney shoots over, all over. Fulltime 0-2.
Bloomin’ tinpot Paint trophy, not getting all emulshional, didn’t want to win it anyway. UTB